A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock ‘n Roll

Just took the “What 2012 Song Are You?” online quiz, and I’m not publishing the results because a.) I’ve never heard of the song, b.) I’ve never heard of the artist, and c.) the lyrics are stupid. Furthermore, I don’t know any songs recorded after 1985 and no country songs were even an option. I mean, SERIOUSLY? 19 rounds of “Oh, baby, baby” (weirdly reminiscent of “99 Bottles of Beer On the Wall,” and equally as romantic) qualifies as Song of The Year, when a real-life ballad about love and heartbreak, faithful dogs and less-so wives, rusty trucks and cold beer doesn’t even have a category? What is WRONG with these people?? And I’m not even going to mention (okay, apparently I am, but I’m rolling here…) the clothes. The MEAT DRESS? WTH??? True, they did have an “Oldies” section, which got me all excited until I saw the subtitle listed as “70s and 80s.” I’m feeling the need to stab the quiz panel through their 20-something hearts with my tiny Elvis, the King fork. God, I’ve become my mother…