Feeling a bit stiff these days, so decided to get a yoga DVD and try to regain some lost flexibility. (Who am I kidding? I’ve never been particularly “stretchy.” A long lineage of German peasant stock has resulted in a sturdy gene pool built for power, but not a toe-toucher seated anywhere around the dinner […]
You Can’t Give Me a Ticket, I’m a Grandma!
Okay. I’ve officially become one of THOSE grandmas. TOTALLY obsessed with how beautiful my new granddaughter looks doing everything and nothing. Collecting daily pictures in my little pink Brag Book (don’t laugh, not-yet-grandmas…this is your future) to show friends, family, waiters, bank tellers, grocery clerks, and any unsuspecting soul within arm’s reach who stops and […]
But Experts Recommend a Workout Buddy…
Up early this morning, working out in my office, to a newer, kinder DVD series (think Richard Simmons meets Jane Fonda: The Later Years”) that alternates recalcitrant upper and lower body parts each day with a series of floor exercises and cardio. Somehow, I find lifting that barge & totin’ that bale, shimmying & shaking […]
A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock ‘n Roll
Just took the “What 2012 Song Are You?” online quiz, and I’m not publishing the results because a.) I’ve never heard of the song, b.) I’ve never heard of the artist, and c.) the lyrics are stupid. Furthermore, I don’t know any songs recorded after 1985 and no country songs were even an option. I […]
Dear ebay, I’ll Pay Shipping
Decided it was time to get my 50+ (Okay, FINE. 56) -year-old body back into shape and so, in an obvious moment of self-delusion, ordered the P90X Extreme Workout DVD Kit. Guaranteed to give you rock hard everything in 90 fun-filled workouts! Anxiously await my 12 DVDs, plus Nutrition Guide and “Workout Success” wall chart […]
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